I’m kinda pissed off at how this turned out but I give up
Okay so I mentioned my Robin Hood AU a while back (I think) but here’s a more in-depth explanation of it.
Robin Hood is a lady! She’s pretty much the same as regular Robin Hood, stealing from the rich to give to the poor, great at archery and being awesome, etc. She’s made out to be a dude most of the time because a) she’s really tall and dresses like a man and b) the people she robs don’t want to admit that a lady beat them.
She’s got Little John and Will Scarlet and the rest of her men to help her out against the Sheriff, who she basically just dicks around with to make him mad.
Later on she and her men kidnap Maid Marian and ask for a ransom from evil King John and the sheriff. Marian is basically pissed as hell and Robin is all “calm your glorious tits, sweetcheeks” and there’s lots of glaring and eye-fucking
later on they fall in love and stuff
the moral of the story is lesbians
EDIT: Yeah it’s totally Allison and Lydia