White Cis Fat Queer Woman
I enjoy Doctor Who and people with privilege not being fucking awful. My blog will be full of both these things, as well as pictures of cats. I also run a fat-positive health blog.
Feel free to come to my askbox! Just know I keep anonymous off because nothing makes trolls more angry than not being able to hide behind greyface. But if I fuck up, you can absolutely call me on it. I will apologize and strive not to do it again.
I Benadryll’d myself to sleep last night around nine, and then again around two when I woke up and was still feeling anxious.
The anxiety is mostly under control now, AND I’m awake before noon.
Maybe I can turn this into the start of waking up at normal human hours
Sherlockian: Oh my godtiss! THIS GIVES ME REICHENBACH FEELS.
Standard English: I find this very upsetting yet deeply moving.
Sherlockian: Not my Division.
Standard English: I am not responsible for that/I don't want to do that.
Sherlockian: I would have you on this table until you begged for mercy twice.
Standard English: I find you sexually attractive.
Sherlockian: I NEED WHOLOCK NOW.
Standard English: I think it would be great if there was a crossover between Doctor Who and Sherlock.
Sherlockian: *crying* All praise the Cumberlord!
Standard English: I find Benedict Cumberbatch to be a unique, attractive, and talented individual.
Sherlockian: Aww look, Martin Freeman!
Standard English: What an adorable hedgehog!
Dad: LOOK THERE HE IS
Me: Dad, you're really beginning to worry me. It's like all of Tumblr escaped from the internet and took possession of your body. I don't know whether to call an exorcist or the Geek Squad.
Dad: SHH TOM IS TALKING.
Dad: Wow, he's so different from how he is in The Avengers.
Dad: OH NO WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO HIM?!
Me: I've moved on from worry to total fear.
Dad: What is their problem?! Why are they all so mean to Loki?
Me: Well, it's-
Dad: Because they're all ASSHOLES, that's why.
Dad: They oughta call that place Assholegard.
Dad: Assholegard: that's where they live.
Dad: OH NO LOKI DON'T CRY
Me: Dad, you are terrifying me.
Dad: Look how sad he is! HIS WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE AND HE'S SO SAD.
Me: I regret the day I ever spoke Tom Hiddleston's name in your hearing.
Dad: How can he look that pretty when he cries? He must be part angel or something.
Me: Please stop.
Dad: Natalie Portman sure is cute.
Me: *sigh of relief*
Dad: OH MY GOD LOKI'S THE KING NOW.
Dad: ...Why is he sitting like that?
Me: I have no flipping idea. That's just how Tom sits. Movies, interviews, whatever, he just splays out like his thighs hate each other.
Dad: Maybe he's compensating for his tiny ass. Like, the area of contact between his ass and the chair would ordinarily be too small to keep him upright, so he spreads his legs apart in order to stabilize his balance.
Me: I cannot believe some of the things that come out of your mouth.
Never fuck a capitalist. They refuse condoms because they don’t like protection for the workers.
never go down on a capitalist, they’ll let you do all the work and then insist they came solely through their own hard work & self-determination.