White Cis Fat Queer Woman
I enjoy Doctor Who and people with privilege not being fucking awful. My blog will be full of both these things, as well as pictures of cats. I also run a fat-positive health blog.
Feel free to come to my askbox! Just know I keep anonymous off because nothing makes trolls more angry than not being able to hide behind greyface. But if I fuck up, you can absolutely call me on it. I will apologize and strive not to do it again.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
When someone knits or crochets me something this is how I picture it happening.
(Source: jackutter)
Skepchickileaks » The Crommunist Manifesto
Up until now, my position on this kind of over-wrought conspiracy mongering has been fairly consistent: FTB is not the boogey-man; it’s a network of blogs that (mostly) existed before there was a network to begin with. Atheism+ isn’t ruining atheism; it’s a reaction to the fact that it was already ruined for a lot of people. Skepchick is not rounding up all male atheists to throw them into a witch’s cauldron of menses and liquid misandry. Go get hobbies that don’t involve Twitter, Reddit, or Photoshop.
That was until a recent event that, as far as I know, I am the first person to bring to the public sphere.
Many of you are undoubtedly aware of the FTB “back channel” – an e-mail listserv where we conspire to destroy people’s careers talk about network issues and worship PZ as a living god troubleshoot tech stuff. What you may not know is that there are various password-protected ‘tiers’ within the back-channel. Our executive committee has a locked thread that regular members don’t have access to, and PZ and Ed have their own tier for the very highest-level stuff. As a goof, I sometimes like to try and ‘hack’ in using ridiculous passwords. I bore easily, what can I say?
It stopped being funny the day I accidentally entered ‘destroyallmen69′.
““As you all know, white men are the ordained defenders of free speech, because they are the only ones with no political agenda and whose rationality is perfectly untainted by emotion or bias. We cannot hope to prevail against the clear superiority of their air-tight argumentation unless they are completely silenced. Once all conferences have been bullied into creating “sexual harassment policies”, we will subtly change the wording to ensure that anything a white man says or does is deemed offensive, and will thus be removed and punished to the full extent of the law.”
I Benadryll’d myself to sleep last night around nine, and then again around two when I woke up and was still feeling anxious.
The anxiety is mostly under control now, AND I’m awake before noon.
Maybe I can turn this into the start of waking up at normal human hours
Doctor Who: The Movie // Let’s Kill Hitler [x]
…And after he recovered his memory, they went off to have a lovely adventure, in which the Doctor was possessed and lost his identity. Again.
Rule 1: The Doctor Lies
Other Acceptable Names for “Lord of the Flies”
- 101 Reasons to Just Carry a Fucking Lighter
- Stop Drop and Roll Off a Cliff
- Well That Escalated Quickly
Sherlockian: Oh my godtiss! THIS GIVES ME REICHENBACH FEELS.
Standard English: I find this very upsetting yet deeply moving.
Sherlockian: Not my Division.
Standard English: I am not responsible for that/I don't want to do that.
Sherlockian: I would have you on this table until you begged for mercy twice.
Standard English: I find you sexually attractive.
Sherlockian: I NEED WHOLOCK NOW.
Standard English: I think it would be great if there was a crossover between Doctor Who and Sherlock.
Sherlockian: *crying* All praise the Cumberlord!
Standard English: I find Benedict Cumberbatch to be a unique, attractive, and talented individual.
Sherlockian: Aww look, Martin Freeman!
Standard English: What an adorable hedgehog!
Watching 'Thor' with my Dad, part 1
Dad: LOOK THERE HE IS
Me: Dad, you're really beginning to worry me. It's like all of Tumblr escaped from the internet and took possession of your body. I don't know whether to call an exorcist or the Geek Squad.
Dad: SHH TOM IS TALKING.
Me: *facepalm*
Dad: Wow, he's so different from how he is in The Avengers.
Me: Yeah.
Dad: OH NO WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO HIM?!
Me: I've moved on from worry to total fear.
Later
Dad: What is their problem?! Why are they all so mean to Loki?
Me: Well, it's-
Dad: Because they're all ASSHOLES, that's why.
Me: ...
Dad: They oughta call that place Assholegard.
Me: ...
Dad: Assholegard: that's where they live.
Later
Dad: OH NO LOKI DON'T CRY
Me: Dad, you are terrifying me.
Dad: Look how sad he is! HIS WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE AND HE'S SO SAD.
Me: I regret the day I ever spoke Tom Hiddleston's name in your hearing.
Dad: How can he look that pretty when he cries? He must be part angel or something.
Me: Please stop.
Later
Dad: Natalie Portman sure is cute.
Me: *sigh of relief*
Later
Dad: OH MY GOD LOKI'S THE KING NOW.
Me: ...
Dad: ...Why is he sitting like that?
Me: I have no flipping idea. That's just how Tom sits. Movies, interviews, whatever, he just splays out like his thighs hate each other.
Dad: Maybe he's compensating for his tiny ass. Like, the area of contact between his ass and the chair would ordinarily be too small to keep him upright, so he spreads his legs apart in order to stabilize his balance.
Me: I cannot believe some of the things that come out of your mouth.
(Source: sandandglass)
Never fuck a capitalist. They refuse condoms because they don’t like protection for the workers.
never go down on a capitalist, they’ll let you do all the work and then insist they came solely through their own hard work & self-determination.
omg
perf
(Source: thesarahjanesmith)
