December 2011
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
“No wonder some women are unconsciously passive aggressive when expressing anger,...”
– Why Women Aren’t Crazy (via lagrandefille)
I hate when people claim that women are crazy or complicated or don’t know what they want because fuck you. When a woman is vocal about her opinions, desires, feelings, you call her a bitch or crazy or hysterical. Women have been taught that the only way...
What happens when the Doctor runs out of...
Audience Member: This question for Mr. Moffat. How are you going to keep doing the regenerations because, the Doctor is only supposed to have 12 and he's used them all up apart from that last one.
Moffat: First of all, he can regenerate 12 times and that would mean there would be 13 Doctors. What we'll do in the event that we reach that point, and we've had 13 Doctors, there's this emergency BBC protocol. We will....make something up.
Fuck Yeah Gallifrey!: I like to imagine that Donna... →
fuckyeahgallifrey:
She does it, but without understanding why or even realizing she does it. She just knows, in her heart of hearts, that somewhere out there, somewhere very near or very far, there is someone who wishes he could spend Christmas with her.
She thinks “Just in case,” as she lays one more place.
…
Oh sorry that was the sound of MY HEART BREAKING WHY WOULD YOU POST...
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Today's Heinous Douchebaggery brought to you by... →
A key excerpt from a supposed 38-year-old professional:
“OK Mike whatever you say lol , are you sure hour not in Boston I spoke to the person who ran the show in Boston last year. If you let some little kid influence you over a pre order then we don’t want to be a your show ,Ill be on the floor anyway so come find me , I’m born and raised in Boston I know the people who run the city inside...
Gay community apologizes to Amy Koch for ruining... →
Dear Ms. Koch, On behalf of all gays and lesbians living in Minnesota, I would like to wholeheartedly apologize for our community’s successful efforts to threaten your traditional marriage. We are ashamed of ourselves for causing you to have what the media refers to as an “illicit affair” with your staffer, and we also extend our deepest apologies to him and to his wife. These recent events...
Reasons why I must admire Matt from afar...
Marcus: I actually believe Matt can fly the TARDIS.
Arthur: I think he believes it.
Marcus: Mind you, he kept breaking that thing.
parentfails:
“I remember the single time that Dom yelled at me. We were playing ball -...”
– Elijah Wood, Empire magazine (via broshipofthecast)
